Daddyfreeze# Award winning presenter said he visited the market to get some poultry and the poultry traders informed him that there are two categories of broilers #thin wizkid and #fat Badoo... #lol#
Freeze captioned it :
"I went to the market today to shop for fresh
chicken and Guinea fowl only for me to make
an amazing discovery!!
Little scrawny chickens are called ‘WIZKID’
while big fat chickens are called ‘BADOO’. Oya
guys make your choice BADOO or
WIZKID????"
Hmm... Freeze though! But as annoying as it might sound to the victims, it wouldn't be all that bad to go to the market and have such a conversation like... "excuse me! I want two badoo's and one wizkid."
#lol# Nigerians though! "streets ti take over"
But be sincere with yourselves #Badoo and #wizkid which one is sweeter? *(hmm... This is not my real face o! It wasn't me you heard it from) #lol#
welcome to the factory of Flash Fiction, the Spa of Entertainment and hmm... Legit info.. *winks*
Sunday, 20 March 2016
Saturday, 19 March 2016
Oops! We might have been too quick to Judge Peter Okoye... He narrates the 'gang up' and how Jude threatened to slap him. '
Following the Okoye family saga, we all have our different views as to who was actually at fault... Paul sent out an apology today to his twin Peter but the whole situation is deeper than we thought... I mean 'waist deep'. What you are about to read is very lengthy, but it would be worth it. Ugh... It might change how you see the whole picture too....
Peter grants an interview to NetNG on Thursday the 17th... See here!..THE GENESIS OF THE ISSUE
The issue was the fact that I was in
Psquare and it felt like I was in fear. If I
don’t do this, Psquare will break-up, if I
don’t do that, Psquare will scatter.’Four
years ago, I told Jude that he needs to
step down as our manager, because I
didn’t want to disrespect him as a
brother, but this is business, we have to
structure it. And Jude said to me that
there’s a way I’ll talk to him, and he’ll
slap me. So I kept quiet’.
‘So, a few hours after, Paul came to me and
said if I want Jude to step down it’s not a
problem, but it’ll mean that he (Paul) will go
solo. The the first time word got out about
Psquare breaking up, a lot of people called us,
senators, governors, and people like that. In
fact three of us were once in a private jet to go
and see someone who wanted to resolve our
issues and we didn’t speak to each other all
through the flight. At the end of the day, I
swallowed my pride for peace to reign and
allowed Jude to remain as our manager’.
ON LIVING WITH PAUL
I and Paul stay together in this estate and
the last time I saw him was about a week
ago.’Truth is, I’ve not been in talking
terms with Paul since December 2015 and
that was why I travelled in January
because I had a lot on my mind.
Something happened at Mavin Studios
last year that broke my heart.
ON COLLABOS WITH OTHER ARTISTS
Now listen to this, Psquare featured on
songs with J-Martins, Bracket, LKT, 9ice
and these 4 songs were done by Paul
alone, but guess what, did I appear in the
videos, YES’.
‘Now hear this, we have other collabos
with Kaha, Darey, Ruggedman. I did these
songs alone. How come they don’t have
videos? Paul refused to appear in the
videos’.
‘So I told Paul that when next he does
collabo alone, he should be in the video
alone, because it got a point where
artistes began to feel if they do a collabo
with Paul it gets a video but if it’s me it
doesn’t get a video.
The last collabo we did was with Flavour
and I refused to do another one. Even
Flavour had to speak all the Igbo he
knows to convince me before I agreed to
do it. Only for my brother to come and
tell me that ‘shey I thought you said you
won’t appear in any video that I did the
collabo alone? Why did you appear on
this one?’. I was sad but I knew another
one will come’.
So Tiwa Savage called me, apparently Paul had
gone to do a song with her, not the campaign
song they are promoting now, another Psquare
collabo entirely. So she called me that she’s
been trying to reach Paul to get the CD of the
song from him that he’s already done his part,
so I went to Paul’s house to help ask for it and
tell him that I want to go to their studio to do
my verse and he said he doesn’t know where
the CD is’.
‘I went to the Mavin studio to meet Tiwa,
when I got there, she asked for the CD
and I told her Paul didn’t give me any
CD, so I called him again and gave the
phone to Tiwa and told her on phone that
the CD is at Omole, so I got into the
studio recorded my verse and when I
finished, everybody was clapping. I was
surprised only to realize that Paul had
gone to tell them that I don’t sing or write
songs’.
‘I felt really bad and betrayed, but I covered up
for him. I jokingly asked Teebillz if they gave
him Red Label and he said yes, so I was like
you guys caused it, and we laughed over it. So
when my assistant went to pick up the CD, Paul
and Jude started shouting at him to tell Peter
that what is he doing at the Mavin studio? He
knows how we work. The next day, I went to
Paul and told him how I felt when I heard what
he said. Only for Jude to say that he made Paul
the lead singer of Psquare 8 years ago! A leader
leads, he doesn’t destroy.’
DESPITE THEIR IMMENSE SUCCESS ,PSQUARE
HAS ZERO STRUCTURE
‘When it comes to decision-making, it has
always been a Triangle formation, and
the highest vote wins. I never used to
complain because we were all okay, but
what has changed now is the fact that
we’ve grown. You can make a certain
decision based on how we used to do it
and it may affect everyone as an
individual, but it gets to a point when the
decisions taken never gets to be my own
and I began to wonder if anything is
wrong’.
‘I always get Ideas, most of Psquare ideas
come from me, and when I say Idea, I
mean materials we need to put out for
people to see, video, stage performances
and all. But when I come up with them,
nobody wants to accept it. I didn’t
complain because people still love what
we do, but then again, there wasn’t much
competition in the industry back then’.
As time goes, we should get better, it
shouldn’t be same triangle deciding,
because if we continue that same way,
we’ll lose it. All I want is a proper
structure in the sense that, we need to
have proper management, business
managers and all’.
‘As I speak to you right now, we don’t
have any office, no structure. When this
issue started about five years ago, our
lawyer told us the way we run our
business is wrong without a structure’.
‘I’ll give you an instance’.
We had to go perform somewhere once,
and because I had a slight argument with
Paul, he said he’s not going. The show
was the wedding of the President’s
daughter, because some times when we
perform for some certain people, they
always talk to me, they don’t call Jude’.
‘I didn’t even know until we got to the
airport and at the end of the day we
missed the reception, but we finally
performed at the gala night, because
when I got to the airport my brother
wasn’t there, and I became confused on
how I was going to explain to the
President that we can’t perform?
So I made up my mind to go with the
band, perform like that and lie that my
brother was sick. So we left for Abuja
and when we got to the hotel dressing up
my assistant manager called that he was
on the way to the airport with Paul, so
we had to wait for them to land in Abuja
and that was why we couldn’t make it on
time to the reception’.
‘The president was mad. In fact Mama
Peace (Patience Jonathan) was really mad.
But we eventually made up for it with a
performance at the Gala night.
Only for Jude to say Paul said he wasn’t
going for a show and I still went on it
with’.
‘Imagine if Jude had a proper structure
and we had contracts? That wouldn’t
happen. And it was more because the
show came through me. If the show came
through Jude it wouldn’t have happened.
I don’t have a problem with doing things
as a family, but then the structure and
proper organization is important too. The
name Psquare is very big outside but
inside we have no structure, I see people
like Audu of Chocolate City, Mavin
Records, even Ubi Franklin and I wanted
us to have a structure like that. Psquare is
just up there because of the grace of God.’
So I made up my mind to go with the
band, perform like that and lie that my
brother was sick. So we left for Abuja
and when we got to the hotel dressing up
my assistant manager called that he was
on the way to the airport with Paul, so
we had to wait for them to land in Abuja
and that was why we couldn’t make it on
time to the reception’.
‘The president was mad. In fact Mama
Peace (Patience Jonathan) was really mad.
But we eventually made up for it with a
performance at the Gala night.
Only for Jude to say Paul said he wasn’t
going for a show and I still went on it
with’.
‘Imagine if Jude had a proper structure
and we had contracts? That wouldn’t
happen. And it was more because the
show came through me. If the show came
through Jude it wouldn’t have happened.
I don’t have a problem with doing things
as a family, but then the structure and
proper organization is important too. The
name Psquare is very big outside but
inside we have no structure, I see people
like Audu of Chocolate City, Mavin
Records, even Ubi Franklin and I wanted
us to have a structure like that. Psquare is
just up there because of the grace of God.’
ON BEING LABELLED A DANCER
‘It’s really sad that people have labeled
me ‘Dancer’, and people don’t really
know what I do for Psquare. Kudos to
Paul, I’m not a good songwriter, in-fact
I’ll rate myself 30%, so when it comes to
song writing, I give it to Paul 100%.
‘However, not writing songs does not
disqualify you from being a musician. I
can tell you for free that a Nigerian wrote
two of the songs on Rihanna’s new
album. I’ve travelled a lot and most times
people ask, ‘which one are you, the singer
or the dancer’? And it’s really sad’.In
Psquare, I am the creative person, I can
sit-down and tell you what people want
to hear, what they want to see and what
they want to learn from Psquare. But it’s
not something to brag about’.
‘Jude directs all our videos’.
‘This whole thing began when Paul went
online and started post lyrics of most of
our songs on Instagram that he wrote
them all, just because Peter brought in
something to the table’.
‘I’ve been trying to bring more business
for Psquare I didn’t know it was going to
cause problems. I sent my manager to a
meeting in Senegal to meet with Universal
music about getting us deals, and when
he came back, the way they responded to
him wasn’t encouraging’.
So I had to send Diouf, the footballer to
help get the documents and convince my
brothers before we could pull through
with the deal. And after some months, we
started making money. Meanwhile, while
filling the forms, Jude filled everything as
Psquare. So the first money came, we
shared it. The second money was bigger,
it came and we shared it too. That was
when Paul said we had to re-fill the form
and give proper credit to the songwriter
(Himself) and if the form is not brought
back, he’s going to expose me and tell the
world that he writes all the songs’.
‘And the next day he went online to post
those lyrics. So my question is, when he
was doing that what did Jude do about it?
Absolutely nothing!’
PAUL IS WEAK
I remember I once told Paul something,
when Jude was using the term ‘Our
Money’ when he just became our
manager, that was when we made our
first 1 million. I called Paul and told him
that our former manager used to make
about 15%, now that Jude is our
manager, let’s think of a percentage that
we’ll be giving him and put it on paper’.
‘Paul was like, it’s not necessary.
Probably, he went to tell Jude about it.
I’m sorry to say this, but I think Paul is
weak’.You know they say change is
constant, you can’t stay at one spot, as
the industry moves, you move. So I won’t
say the problem we have is money. I
think everybody is just dragging power
unnecessarily. Imagine Jude telling me
that he’s in charge of Psquare and there’s
nothing Peter and Paul can do about it,
and I look at Paul he’s quiet about it’.
‘I’ve never seen where a manager talks to
his artistes anyhow. If there’s any issue
you should call us aside quietly to talk
about it’.
WHY I CALLED OUT JUDE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
First of all, if I as an artiste tells you to
step down, and you say Paul and I cannot
do anything, then there’s no other way I
can take you out than going public’.
‘On December 14, 2015 we sat down to
have a meeting hoping to be able to set a
proper structure in place, but Paul
noticed that it wasn’t working the way he
wanted, so he said he wants to tell us that
he’s starting a new group.
I thought he meant he wanted to start a
record label, and he was like no, he’s
starting a new group that he belongs to.
And Jude simply said, ‘anybody stop
you’? He picked up his phones and
walked out of the meeting. I felt it had
already been discussed behind me’.
‘I later found out that Paul is already
recruiting the group and Jude is their
manager. At the moment I heard they are
called ‘The MVPs’ I don’t know what it
means yet’.
‘So how do you expect me to be managed
by the same person we’ve been having
issues with, who is now the manager of
the other group. There’ll surely be
conflict of interest’.
‘And it actually happened two weeks
ago’.
‘Jude called me, after I had said he’s
fired. He called me on a Thursday to say
‘Hope you know we are going to the
embassy tomorrow for that show in
Holland’. I know about the show, it was
already booked before the issues started,
so I told him, ‘Bro you are not my
manager, talk to my manager’. He said,
‘Noted’. And the next day, they went to
the embassy with the new group
members, which means they had already
set up their interview at the embassy
because it’s not possible to get an
appointment in less than 24 hours’.
‘So I traced the organisers, and told them
that Jude does not represent us, he
represents only Paul. I told them this is
what it takes to get Peter and Paul, Peter
alone or Paul alone’.
‘So I went on social media to protect our
careers, because if I didn’t do it, Psquare
will not release any materials anytime
soon, they’ll be busy promoting their
artistes’.
And I remember going to talk to Paul
about it before I went on social media, I
went to his house he was in his room
with his friend, and I was like can he
excuse us, I want to talk to you and Paul
said, no, his friend should stay, anything
I want to say should be said in front of
him. So I said, no, you know we are
brothers and he was like, ‘oh, na now
you know say we be brothers’.
So I said, I came to talk to him about
what’s been happening, but it was
turning into an argument so I left and I
travelled out. I was away for over a
month, knowing that we didn’t have any
show at that time. I went to Turkey,
London to rest my mind, my friend
Samuel Eto’o invited me to come’.
HOW I FIRED JUDE
‘The day I fired Jude was at a concert. It was
the day I came back, we had a show, so I went
straight to the venue in Lagos and told Jude I
want to talk to him, and he said I should say
anything I want to say in front of everyone. I
was like that was the same attitude Paul gave
me before I travelled’.
‘So Jude was like if I like I should get out,
and I was like guy don’t embarrass me.
He said who are you, because you think
you are Psquare? So I told him openly
that if he cannot resolve me and Paul’s
issue, he doesn’t deserve to be our
manager, and he said I should get out.
There and then I told him ‘You are fired’!
He looked at me and said, ‘You fit fire
me’?’.
‘That was when I entered my car and
started Tweeting. How else can you take
him out?’
‘Long before I made up my mind, Paul
already said there’s no more Psquare, If
Jude leaves he goes with him’.And before
I announced my management, I wanted
my mind to be clear, so I went back to
Paul, this time we were alone and we
spoke a lot, I told him I had no issues
with him, but he needs to stop letting
Jude use him as a shield. Both of us
started shedding tears, and when we
finished he still said he hopes I’m not
here to tell him that I still want Psquare
and I told him I want to move on,
because he already has a manager (Jude)
and I don’t, so I had to structure myself
too’.
‘And I didn’t want to allow the Psquare
name to fade before moving on. Look at
Don Jazzy and Dbanj, when they broke
up, they waited for like 6 months and had
to start again. Now, that Psquare just
broke up, let me use the name to move
on quickly, because there’s no time’.
ON SIGNING SOLO ENDORESMENTS
‘Before I did the Olympic deal, I’ve
brought some deals for Psquare but the
people endorsing Psquare only see Peter
and Paul, but behind it’s Peter, Paul and
Jude so the price goes so high that it
never works’.But when a deal comes to
my table, it’s not like they called Jude and
I went behind to talk to them, the deal
came directly to me from Jude’s friend.
He called me and told me about it, and
before then I had already established my
own beverage factory and the deal
coming was from PZ, which means I
could do more business with them, so
should I lose that deal because they didn’t
call Jude?’
‘And I asked them that why me and
not Psquare, they said they couldn’t
afford Psquare and more so the
brand was tailored to fit one
person. So I went back to tell Paul
and Jude and they didn’t say
anything, they didn’t ask me not to
do it.
Don’t get it wrong, we’ve been doing different
private businesses, the only difference was that
the Olympic deal had to come out public. I’ve
been doing mass housing projects on my own,
Paul has been doing real estate, Jude has been
doing his own thing, he even went to do
Northside record label, so it’s not like it’s the
first thing I’m doing alone. It’s just the first one
that went public’.
‘So even when I decide to open my beverage
factory, people will still say why am I doing it
alone without my brother’.
IT IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT
‘I hear lot of people think it’s all a stunt, and
that’s what I really want to put an end to. It’s
not a stunt at all. It has been going on for a
while’.
‘When Jude didn’t come to my wedding,
people started saying we broke up and
then others said it’s a stunt, then when
Paul posted those lyrics stuff on
Instagram people thought it was a stunt
too, but the truth is that, this is not and
has never been a publicity stunt’.
‘I am telling you the truth, I am moving
on because people are already getting
tired of this Psquare brouhaha, now I
have my manager Olatunde Michaels and
I expect everybody to respect that. I am a
family man, a musician, singer and
dancer, if I don’t move on, Psquare will
collapse and there’ll be nothing left’.
‘Already Paul has done two songs without
me but no one is saying anything, he did
a song with his artiste ‘Muno’ with his
name as Rudeboy did they feature me?
He did a song with Tiwa Savage, did they
feature me?’
‘Last week Yemi Alade sent me her album track
list to help her share on Instagram, guess what
I saw, she had a song with Psquare that I didn’t
even know about. Only Paul did it’.
The NEXT LEVEL
‘Because I announced a new
management, people feel am the one
going solo, but Paul has already gone
solo, he’s moved on and didn’t need to
announce any new management because
he still works with Jude, so I had to
announce mine and believe it or not,
people are booking me for gigs already’.
‘And guess what, I’ll still perform Psquare
songs, nobody can stop me, nobody can
stop Paul too, we didn’t have a contract
with Jude, so I have the right to perform
Psquare songs especially the ones I took
part in’.
‘I’ll also consider releasing solo songs
and even albums. Truth is – in the last
album Paul did some songs alone, I did
some songs alone. ‘Bring It On’ was Paul
alone, ‘Eje Ajo’, ‘Shekini’ was done by me
alone’.
‘Remember the 4 songs ‘Free For Fans’
that we released, those songs were
removed from the last album and I leaked
them’.
‘I have some songwriters already, V-Tek
writes for me, and I’m still bringing up
more’.
THEIR PROPERTY
Peter Explains.
‘Because of what was happening, it was
like two against one, so I said let’s share
our properties. When I said that, Paul
said if we want to share our properties,
Jude must get the same share with us
otherwise Psquare will split and I was
like ‘SPLIT-AGAIN?’
‘Our lawyer came and told Paul that it’s
wrong to share it equally with Jude, but
he insisted, so we divided every property
we owned in Lagos, Jos, America, Abuja.
In-fact the right and left wing of the
Square Ville mansion belongs to Paul and
Jude now.
So that was how we shared all our
properties equally among the three of us
about two or three years ago’.
‘After sharing everything, I called Paul
again and spoke to him about a proper
structure. We’ve been with people like
Akon and co and we see how it’s done.
Right now, Psquare has millions of
dollars in royalties hanging in the air’.
‘All our endorsement and shows are
shared equally between the three of us as
well’.
‘After what it took to share our
properties, I was embarking on a project,
so I needed more money and I wanted to
sell my house in America and buy
something smaller, because I spend close
to $30,000 to maintain that condo every
year’.
‘So I called my caretaker to begin the
process and she told Jude and Paul to
send their data page and passport
photographs, but they refused because
they know I wanted to the sell the house.
And see the value of dollars now. The
house was valued at 100M then, but if I
sell it now, I could make extra 250M’.
‘And we already signed paper works and
document of the house that it belongs to
me but Jude ignored it, so I called our
lawyer, Festus Keyamo to inform him
about the development. He called them
and they both refused to pick his call, so
he sent them a text and requested that we
should have a meeting, but Jude replied
him and said no need for a meeting that
the America house will be sold’.
‘Paul said we agreed and signed on how
to share but we haven’t really shared it
yet, after all Jude is still holding on to the
documents’.
‘Three of us have properties close to each
other in Parkview and that’s why I want
to sell my own and move to Banana
Island’.
‘I can’t really understand why they don’t
want a structure, to me I think it’s
ignorance, and if I decide to do it, it’ll
seem like I’m looking for trouble’.
MY WIFE AND MY MUM
‘People think we changed when we
started having wives. Before my mum
died, she was at St Nicholas hospital on
the island, and my sisters were living in
this house (in Lekki), and every morning
before my wife goes to work, she’ll leave
home at 5am in the morning to go and
stay with my mum even before we get
there ourselves. And when she closes
from work, she’s back with her again’.
‘So I just laugh when I hear people say
my mum didn’t like my wife. It’s my wife
and sister that prepare my mum’s meals
in the kitchen’.
‘Now let me shock you: our wives, the
three of them are the closest set of people
you can imagine. Even with all that’s
going on. It’s really surprising. Somehow,
they respect themselves and stayed out of
the whole drama and I respect them a lot.
And that’s somehow what has kept us
together for this long, otherwise Psquare
would have ended like two or three years
back’.
WHY CYNTHIA MORGAN WON’T GET A PSQUARE
COLLABO
When I set up P-Classic records because
people were saying Psquare haven’t
helped anyone, I saw the success of Tiwa
Savage and I was close to signing Cynthia
Morgan and Simi. Ask them they’ll tell
you’.
‘I remember Paul came to the studio and
said he heard I’m signing Simi and
Cynthia, I said ‘Yes’, and he was like
‘What will people see Jude as’, and I gave
him example of Drake and Young Money,
Cash money’.
‘Oscar (Producer of ‘Collabo’ ft. Don
Jazzy) called to tell me that they can’t sign
the deal, because he heard it’s causing
problem in Psquare. Meanwhile Cynthia
and Simi were both going through the
contracts I gave them only for them to
return it two days later that they can’t do
it’.
‘Two weeks after, I was shocked to hear
that Jude had signed Cynthia Morgan, and
she knows deep down that she’s never
going to get a Psquare collabo’.
CONCLUSION
‘The truth is I feel happy it has come,
because I’ve been staying in Psquare in
fear for the last four years. The situation
now is, if you want Psquare to perform,
you’ll have to get in touch with two
management, I don’t care if you pay
Paul’s management more than they pay
me, once we are able to agree Psquare is
still there’.
‘I just don’t want to have a management
that feels he’s in control because he’s my
elder brother’.
‘And because of the legacy that I want
Psquare to be remembered for, that was
why I went to talk to Paul the last time. I
don’t want us to start doing beef songs,
or we see at the clubs and we don’t greet
each other, or ignore our kids and stuff
like that. And even if Psquare breaks up,
I still want us to have our relationship as
brothers. If I’ve regretted anything in my
life so far, I swear to God this is not one
of them, I’m happy because I’ve been in
pain for a long time’.
‘It’s good if we go and do stuff separately
so that even IF we come back we’ll have
respect for each other. I wish Paul the
best and I wish Jude the best as well’.
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God replied... " I didn't recognise you!"
Bad girl Riri (Rihanna) opens up about her biggest regret in life...
No one is perfect and we all clearly have that one thing that when we look back to... Well we kinda wish we had done things differently... Well Rihanna finally opened up about her own regret and um... It might not be what you are thinking.
Speaking to vogue she stated that her poor choice of underwear is her biggest regret in life so far. It had to do with her sheer swarovski- encrusted gown at the CFDA awards in 2014... She said she wishes she wore a bedazzled thong underneath and not a nude one.
"I just liked it better without the lines
Underneath, could you imagine the
CFDA dress with a Bra? I would slice
My throat, I already wanted to for
Wearing a thong that wasn't bedazzled. That's the only regret I
Have in my life. "
Hmm... And there you have it! Do you think she's vain? #lol#
Speaking to vogue she stated that her poor choice of underwear is her biggest regret in life so far. It had to do with her sheer swarovski- encrusted gown at the CFDA awards in 2014... She said she wishes she wore a bedazzled thong underneath and not a nude one.
"I just liked it better without the lines
Underneath, could you imagine the
CFDA dress with a Bra? I would slice
My throat, I already wanted to for
Wearing a thong that wasn't bedazzled. That's the only regret I
Have in my life. "
Hmm... And there you have it! Do you think she's vain? #lol#
This is what happens when an athletic unclean spirit decides to use your body as a vessle
Hmm... OK... Where do I start? Well according to reports this event took place in Douala, Cameroon earlier on in the week. The lady pictured above was said to have parked her car (a Prado jeep to be specific), and then she walked to the middle of the road, where she started making some funny moves ( most of which look very athletic by the way... # just saying#). She later took off her skirt and was about to get totally nude when security agents rescued her.
Umm... Was a very wicked weed or Indian hemp mixed in her breakfast?? Just hope her situation can be taken care of and she would be alright soon... Because if it is a spiritual situation well... The unclean spirit is quite athletic and if you look at the picture closely it obviously has a thing for stardom...
Anyway jokes apart... An undisclosed source stated that such acts are common in Douala, also stating that the lady might be following instructions... Well... Instructions from whom? I am unsure..
Well again I hope her situation can be remedied because, nobody can say exactly what went wrong and without the act... She looks somewhat neat and classy!
Dieu l'aide!
Umm... Was a very wicked weed or Indian hemp mixed in her breakfast?? Just hope her situation can be taken care of and she would be alright soon... Because if it is a spiritual situation well... The unclean spirit is quite athletic and if you look at the picture closely it obviously has a thing for stardom...
Anyway jokes apart... An undisclosed source stated that such acts are common in Douala, also stating that the lady might be following instructions... Well... Instructions from whom? I am unsure..
Well again I hope her situation can be remedied because, nobody can say exactly what went wrong and without the act... She looks somewhat neat and classy!
Dieu l'aide!
Peter replies Paul's open apology with this post...
Peter posted this some minutes after paul's open apology.
Hmm... Is Peter Okoye sending the vibes of 'forever' and have the square brothers come to the realisation of 'no one like you'?... Does this also mean that the vibes of 'dis na temptation' and 'bizzy body' has ended...
Well, I think the square brothers are back! So Peter and Paul, better not fall my hand...
Hmm... Is Peter Okoye sending the vibes of 'forever' and have the square brothers come to the realisation of 'no one like you'?... Does this also mean that the vibes of 'dis na temptation' and 'bizzy body' has ended...
Well, I think the square brothers are back! So Peter and Paul, better not fall my hand...
Paul thinks it's time to bury the hatchet- 'forgive and forget' he writes to Peter
Um... This is Paul's exact words...
All you all want is psquare,...all I want is
family, love and care!!! Social media is
the new root of all evil!! There's family
before Psquare and there will always be
family after PSquare ....Jude was only a
scape goat and a victim .The person who
has been keeping us together for all these
years,..the truth is peter and Paul have
issues!
.For the first time I decided to do
something outside Psquare ,and that is
the case study here.I have always
supported my brother 100% from His
personal endorsements to dance with
Peter which some re still on my I.g... Now
I have just 3 questions....Why is it that
these things are happening immediately I
realized muno's singles under rudeboy
Recordz. no.2 .. How come after jude
stopped managing psquare for over a
month now, the problem still exist. No.3
why is he in a hurry to go solo and doing
solo?it's very sad, and very heart broken
😢 I wish these things never came out to
the public at first... Now our fans are
divided 😢 pls nobody shld support any
teamPaul sh*t, I don't need that.. Pls
resist from it cos thats evil...and for those
of you promoters ,supporting him to be
performing psquare's songs alone on
stage, you are only killing us and
destroying us the more .
Dear brother am begging you ,even if you
don't want Jude anymore and you don't
want psquare, u re forever going to be
my brother ... But I wish the 3 of us could
still do these together, bcos its a thing of
joy....people love us so much not only
because of our good music but seeing
brothers doing it together and keeping it
together, setting a good example to other
families and to our kids.Pls swallow ur
pride, forgive and forget, we can still
turn these things around.... If I have said
anything or done anything that hurts you.
Am very sorry.... And to all our true fans
pls pray for us. God bless you all."
Friday, 18 March 2016
On fleek nail art designs... Check it out!
Your appearance says a lot about you, it also plays a major role in the calibre of people that would approach you...
Well ladies do you like keeping those nails on fleek to send the aura of 'Damn! I'm classy'.
And guys would you like your girl keeping her nails on fleek to boost your ego amongst your friends by sending the vibes
of 'I'm getting it' even when you aren't...
Hmm... Back to business... These are pictures of some on fleek nail art trends, enjoy!
Photos after the cut...
This is why you shouldn't let that dream go...
We all have dreams or we all should have dreams, because dreams are as good as free (it costs you nothing to dream).
Well dreams could come in a variety of forms, ranging from that soothing pleasant thought that crosses the mind, regarding the future( the particular time, we are most of the time not sure of), to goals that we usually picture in our heads and try to work towards like getting that college degree or trying to be the perfect man for that girl that you know is worth it.
It is good to dream, because it clearly shows that you have a bright prospect in life and often times dreamers end up doing the impossible.
But the major issue today is... What actually kills those dreams. A variety of factors help kill dreams but my focus is going to be on two major dream killers.
One of the major factors that help kill dreams is telling the wrong people about your dreams. Dreaming is like an art and you are the artist... An artist knows his art and has a very strong connection to it. In fact sometimes you will find yourself dreaming and coming up with wonderful ideas in very little time, but since this is your work of art to another person it might be 'building a castle in the air' or 'wishful thinking'.
And this is majorly a buzz kill. But going back to the reference of the artist let me throw more light on the issue. I had once watched a figure drawing artists start his art with only lines and strokes and for the first few minutes the work of art looked rough and meaningless but after a while it began to take shape in my eyes and before long the next thing I could see was a 'beautiful Monalisa'. It did take time to make sense in my eyes, meanwhile the artist had seen the picture from the start.
This is similar to having dreams, the only difference is that people are less patient in seeing where you are headed. So if you have that dream, work on it, because you are the only one who can see the beauty for what it really is.
People often time listen to others pull down the bricks of their carefully laid dreams, Which should not be so by the way. If they call your dreams a castle in the air then don't allow them pull it down to earth, because whether you like it or not a castle in the air is a wonderful thing to behold and with the right amount of hardwork it becomes a sky scraper with a solid foundation.
Another major hindrance to your dreams, is linking your present situation to your dreams. A dream is not a very good one if you cannot dare for more and leave it high up to be admired by others as a legacy. Do not build your foundation on the mud because you feel at the moment that you cannot afford to reach the mountains. Mind you it is not a dream if it isn't better than your reality.
Do not settle for less because you feel it is unrealistic to dream big(well dreams are not supposed to be painted with present reality that is why they are called dreams)
So keep in mind that the next time people try to run your dreams down be sure to let them know... That you built the castle in the air, thus you can climb it with ease.
Dream big! Work for it, be patient and be consistent, have faith and Never give up. I'm working for mine... You should work for yours too.
Hmm... If you like this... Come back for more on Friday!
Mum drops note and a thoughtful gift for son, in preparation for 'the night'... But something isn't right.
A lovely mum dropped this note for her son, alongside a very thoughtful present, which also happened to be a thoughtful preventive measure of both stds and 'untimely baby daddy syndrome'.
But oops! Something went wrong, she nipped the condom with a pin and in the process rendering it useless.
Arguments have been going on, on reddit where the picture was originally shared as regards the issue. While some people think that it was just an unconscious mistake, others think it was a green flag sending the vibes of 'go ahead son, have sex and while you are at it give me a grandchild if need be'.
Well it could be either, but if she was a Nigerian mum I'd read meaning to everything. Firstly there are different types of condoms and the fact that she clearly chose Trojan sends the vibes of 'son, this is a Trojan horse gift, and you better not fall for it like an idiot'
Secondly the fact that she nipped it with a pin simply sends the message of 'if you bring shame and disgrace to this family... I will nip you like I have nipped this condom.
# just saying# #lol#...
But oops! Something went wrong, she nipped the condom with a pin and in the process rendering it useless.
Arguments have been going on, on reddit where the picture was originally shared as regards the issue. While some people think that it was just an unconscious mistake, others think it was a green flag sending the vibes of 'go ahead son, have sex and while you are at it give me a grandchild if need be'.
Well it could be either, but if she was a Nigerian mum I'd read meaning to everything. Firstly there are different types of condoms and the fact that she clearly chose Trojan sends the vibes of 'son, this is a Trojan horse gift, and you better not fall for it like an idiot'
Secondly the fact that she nipped it with a pin simply sends the message of 'if you bring shame and disgrace to this family... I will nip you like I have nipped this condom.
# just saying# #lol#...
T. I and Tiny in sexy pregnancy shoot
The T-square hip hop couple (Tiny and T.I) are expecting their third child together. And she is going to arrive in April, which makes it totally worth the wait because it's going to be a baby girl #yay! #...
Stunning shoot by the way...
Stunning shoot by the way...
Thursday, 17 March 2016
Quickest way to send the message of... 'I'm so not into you'
This is no doubt a perfect way to state that well... 'there is no romantic future for u and I' hurtful maybe... But... #hewouldsurvive# *winks*...
NBC places Ban over olamide' s song titled 'Don't stop'.
National Broadcast Commission (NBC) has placed a Ban over musician Olamide' s (Baddo) song titled 'Don't stop', for having vulgar(lewd) contents.
Vibes are going up as to the fact that this action by the NBC is a medicine after death situation... I mean, some kids already know the lyrics of the song from the beginning to the end.
Well... What do you think?...
Vibes are going up as to the fact that this action by the NBC is a medicine after death situation... I mean, some kids already know the lyrics of the song from the beginning to the end.
Well... What do you think?...
Wow... Men, complain no more! Sexy sex robot now available!
Don't know if the exact word would be 'shocking' or 'amazing'. But the toy pictured above is actually a sex robot, which looks like a 12 year old school girl and is on sale for £770. It comes delivered in its own coffin (creepy right?).
It was created in China, invented in Chinese company Shengyi and it is usually wrapped somewhat like an Egyptian mummy.
It's wooden sized box looks like it is set for burial, the robot is also dressed in black like it is set for mourning... (not sure of the kind of mood the robot is to stimulate).
Furthermore, it weighs just four stones and measures 2ft 4 inches tall. Well, it is also quite interesting to know that they come in various hair colours, skin colours and eye colours which buyers may choose online. It seems it was created to suit various sexual fantasies.
The website who makes them States that the robots can heat up to 37.5 degrees and have an in- built USB.
I guess this invention is similar to shin Takagi's (founder of Trottla) robot which looked like a five year old girl, an invention he made with paedophiles in mind.
Anyway you will agree with me that the robot pictured above, has an uncanny facial beauty and her make up is also non- toxic.
Hmm... Well initially I felt that the robot and her baggage created a picture of a good looking female "chucky". But on the bright side, interested men would no longer have to work so hard to get a woman just for sex. It would reduce the number of heartbreaks female suffer from feeling used (I. E assuming the patronage is high)
But most importantly, I think it's a great idea for the prevention of stds and rape.
But debates might still be going on as to... Would it be as good as the real deal??? .... #IDK#
It was created in China, invented in Chinese company Shengyi and it is usually wrapped somewhat like an Egyptian mummy.
It's wooden sized box looks like it is set for burial, the robot is also dressed in black like it is set for mourning... (not sure of the kind of mood the robot is to stimulate).
Furthermore, it weighs just four stones and measures 2ft 4 inches tall. Well, it is also quite interesting to know that they come in various hair colours, skin colours and eye colours which buyers may choose online. It seems it was created to suit various sexual fantasies.
The website who makes them States that the robots can heat up to 37.5 degrees and have an in- built USB.
I guess this invention is similar to shin Takagi's (founder of Trottla) robot which looked like a five year old girl, an invention he made with paedophiles in mind.
Anyway you will agree with me that the robot pictured above, has an uncanny facial beauty and her make up is also non- toxic.
Hmm... Well initially I felt that the robot and her baggage created a picture of a good looking female "chucky". But on the bright side, interested men would no longer have to work so hard to get a woman just for sex. It would reduce the number of heartbreaks female suffer from feeling used (I. E assuming the patronage is high)
But most importantly, I think it's a great idea for the prevention of stds and rape.
But debates might still be going on as to... Would it be as good as the real deal??? .... #IDK#
How many girls are in the picture?
Tiziana vergari posted this photo on instagram, and the picture has been turning heads ever since...
The major beauty being in the puzzling question of... How many girls are actually in the picture?
Well... I know the answer, just tell me yours first and then I will tell you mine... *winks*...
The major beauty being in the puzzling question of... How many girls are actually in the picture?
Well... I know the answer, just tell me yours first and then I will tell you mine... *winks*...
Tuesday, 15 March 2016
Eclipse in the south
The darkness of the night gave me passionate kisses as I walked with majestic grace, and my barefeet gave rhythm to the ground. This is the time when loneliness is supposed to hunt me, but the darkness, my silent companion, happened to be quite a charmer.
However I made efforts to hurry home, because though I enjoyed the silence, it was still an unholy hour for a girl like me to show her parading skills, well that is how my father would put it.
As the sound of voices talking broke into my present solitude, I realised I was close to home. I soon carried my warm presence into my father's compound and made to announce my presence, when I saw a small gathering of people. And the only people present who were familiar to me, were my parents.
I watched the distress on my father's face as he stared up at me, being very familiar with my footsteps. Our visitors soon left and with the expression on my parents faces, I knew they were going to dish out a very awkward conversation.
Ebere, my father began. You have been betrothed to a certain young man, he paused for a while, while my mother held her breath. Father cleared his throat as if to gain composure, before he continued. "you both were betrothed while still in your mother's wombs. Now the time has come. This young man's name is Preye and you will marry him, in fact you must." and mother burst into hot tears as she ran inside the house.
This is a phase every other girl my age has gone through, the only difference was, most other families receive such news with joy... So why is my case different?
The next day my husband to be came to see me, and mother wept some more. He was the most good looking creature I had ever seen, and for a moment I wondered if mother's tears were tears of joy...
He stared straight ahead, but I could feel my heart beat really fast as I walked towards him. At a point I caught a good look of his honey brown eyes and I almost tickled myself with the knowledge that soon, he would be mine, all mine!
He continued to look forward as I sat on the bench beside him, but soon the silence was beginning to get awkward and his face was void of a smile. Was he in love with another? Or he didn't just like me in particular.
I tried to make conversation with him but his responses were short and cold. "if you do not want this marriage to push through, you might as well speak up now, because I have no intentions of spending the rest of my life with an arrogant mute" I blurted out in anger, and for the first time, he smiled.
"you must be very beautiful to speak that Way to me" he said finally.
I took a deep breath still flushed with anger, but one thing was obvious. My heart was already dancing to his tune, but no! I wasn't going to make it easy for him.
"aren't you just the king of arrogance" I said, speaking up once more. And this time he turned to stare at me and there and then, the urge came up and I reached for his face, feeling it with my fingers and I stared at those blank eyes of his.
He continued to stare, and that was when I noticed the reason for mother's tears, and father's distress. My new lover, and husband to be... Was blind...
To be continued...
However I made efforts to hurry home, because though I enjoyed the silence, it was still an unholy hour for a girl like me to show her parading skills, well that is how my father would put it.
As the sound of voices talking broke into my present solitude, I realised I was close to home. I soon carried my warm presence into my father's compound and made to announce my presence, when I saw a small gathering of people. And the only people present who were familiar to me, were my parents.
I watched the distress on my father's face as he stared up at me, being very familiar with my footsteps. Our visitors soon left and with the expression on my parents faces, I knew they were going to dish out a very awkward conversation.
Ebere, my father began. You have been betrothed to a certain young man, he paused for a while, while my mother held her breath. Father cleared his throat as if to gain composure, before he continued. "you both were betrothed while still in your mother's wombs. Now the time has come. This young man's name is Preye and you will marry him, in fact you must." and mother burst into hot tears as she ran inside the house.
This is a phase every other girl my age has gone through, the only difference was, most other families receive such news with joy... So why is my case different?
The next day my husband to be came to see me, and mother wept some more. He was the most good looking creature I had ever seen, and for a moment I wondered if mother's tears were tears of joy...
He stared straight ahead, but I could feel my heart beat really fast as I walked towards him. At a point I caught a good look of his honey brown eyes and I almost tickled myself with the knowledge that soon, he would be mine, all mine!
He continued to look forward as I sat on the bench beside him, but soon the silence was beginning to get awkward and his face was void of a smile. Was he in love with another? Or he didn't just like me in particular.
I tried to make conversation with him but his responses were short and cold. "if you do not want this marriage to push through, you might as well speak up now, because I have no intentions of spending the rest of my life with an arrogant mute" I blurted out in anger, and for the first time, he smiled.
"you must be very beautiful to speak that Way to me" he said finally.
I took a deep breath still flushed with anger, but one thing was obvious. My heart was already dancing to his tune, but no! I wasn't going to make it easy for him.
"aren't you just the king of arrogance" I said, speaking up once more. And this time he turned to stare at me and there and then, the urge came up and I reached for his face, feeling it with my fingers and I stared at those blank eyes of his.
He continued to stare, and that was when I noticed the reason for mother's tears, and father's distress. My new lover, and husband to be... Was blind...
To be continued...
Sunday, 13 March 2016
Funny white lies people tell...
have you ever heard a lie that literally makes your mouth drop open like you are pronouncing the name "Dro-gba" in syllables. Or could even make you want to clap at the person's face accompanied with a comment such as "uncle you can lie o!"
Well I had been in such a situation before. It all happened when this guy walked into the hair saloon, which happened to take care of both male and female hair needs. His phone rang soon afterwards and he shared great displeasure over the name displayed on the screen "why can't this girl just leave me alone?" he complained, but he picked up finally after putting the call on loud speaker. "sugar what's up?" he began, well that intro raised a brow as the statement before the call and now, were clearly contradictory... But that wasn't even the main "coco". She replied warmly too, accompanied with the question "where are you?" hmm... Whether he was afraid of her companionship I am unsure but the next response was a rather straight forward lie "I am in class" he replied and the lady seated close to him gave him the look of... " son, does this look like a classroom?"
The girl asked the question again, accompanied by the statement "but I'm in class as well... Where are you exactly?" he made to come up with another response... When she added as a matter of urgency " we are about to write Mr Dickson's test o!"
He immediately jumped up, before shouting "I'm coming to class now!" and I gave him one of those kelvin Hart's "karma got you" priceless looks as he rushed out of the saloon.
It's a good thing people's pants don't really go in flames when they lie. But after that experience I was able to come up with a short list of some white lies...
It wasn't me- this lie could be a wrong move, when there is clear evidence. Such as oil in your hands, a clear evidence that you tampered with the pot of soup...
Yea Exactly- people use this where they do not know the meaning or do not understand what has been said... But they do not want to draw attention to it.
I can't hear you- cheating folks use this tactics once in a while. That moment when you are with Bae 1 and Bae 2 calls. It turns immediately to a "mobile network problem."
We met at the Airport remember?- this is called "a lure for conspiracy" kind of lie. A situation where party B doesn't remember the event because it never happened. But you badly want to create a picture for party C and you need back- up. It could come up in situations when you met bae on line and mum is asking "how did you guys meet?"
Tell the person at the door that I'm not at home/ tell them I'm sleeping- I wonder how some parents were able to pull off this lie by using their kids as a medium, without looking bad #lol#
I'm not ready for a relationship right now- it means I'm not feeling you in particular.
I don't usually do this, you must be special- don't be carried away, it's a punch line.
I swear I don't know why this lady keeps calling- hmm... After giving her your number #wash#...
Go and Wear your shoes I will wait for you- an age long tactics used by our parents to buy time when they have plans to leave the house without us...
I don't have the change- after checking out the bus or cab you just flagged down and it doesn't look mechanically ok or comfortable ... You immediately claim not to have the change.
I forgot my wallet- guys use this when they want you to handle the bill...
Well I had been in such a situation before. It all happened when this guy walked into the hair saloon, which happened to take care of both male and female hair needs. His phone rang soon afterwards and he shared great displeasure over the name displayed on the screen "why can't this girl just leave me alone?" he complained, but he picked up finally after putting the call on loud speaker. "sugar what's up?" he began, well that intro raised a brow as the statement before the call and now, were clearly contradictory... But that wasn't even the main "coco". She replied warmly too, accompanied with the question "where are you?" hmm... Whether he was afraid of her companionship I am unsure but the next response was a rather straight forward lie "I am in class" he replied and the lady seated close to him gave him the look of... " son, does this look like a classroom?"
The girl asked the question again, accompanied by the statement "but I'm in class as well... Where are you exactly?" he made to come up with another response... When she added as a matter of urgency " we are about to write Mr Dickson's test o!"
He immediately jumped up, before shouting "I'm coming to class now!" and I gave him one of those kelvin Hart's "karma got you" priceless looks as he rushed out of the saloon.
It's a good thing people's pants don't really go in flames when they lie. But after that experience I was able to come up with a short list of some white lies...
It wasn't me- this lie could be a wrong move, when there is clear evidence. Such as oil in your hands, a clear evidence that you tampered with the pot of soup...
Yea Exactly- people use this where they do not know the meaning or do not understand what has been said... But they do not want to draw attention to it.
I can't hear you- cheating folks use this tactics once in a while. That moment when you are with Bae 1 and Bae 2 calls. It turns immediately to a "mobile network problem."
We met at the Airport remember?- this is called "a lure for conspiracy" kind of lie. A situation where party B doesn't remember the event because it never happened. But you badly want to create a picture for party C and you need back- up. It could come up in situations when you met bae on line and mum is asking "how did you guys meet?"
Tell the person at the door that I'm not at home/ tell them I'm sleeping- I wonder how some parents were able to pull off this lie by using their kids as a medium, without looking bad #lol#
I'm not ready for a relationship right now- it means I'm not feeling you in particular.
I don't usually do this, you must be special- don't be carried away, it's a punch line.
I swear I don't know why this lady keeps calling- hmm... After giving her your number #wash#...
Go and Wear your shoes I will wait for you- an age long tactics used by our parents to buy time when they have plans to leave the house without us...
I don't have the change- after checking out the bus or cab you just flagged down and it doesn't look mechanically ok or comfortable ... You immediately claim not to have the change.
I forgot my wallet- guys use this when they want you to handle the bill...
Friday, 11 March 2016
When you are down... This is definitely a reason to keep going
There are times that the puzzling thought of the thousand things you do not have comes to mind... Usually ranging from money, and other material possessions to... Other life qualities like a simple peace of mind, a perfect love life, friendship or even thoughts as to, "will the problems ever end." or "why always me?"... Trust me I have been there.
Moreover it is no secret that these thoughts usually come with a strong tempestuous wave of depression and in worse case scenarios- suicide. But with all these strange happenings in our lives, especially those triggered by sad events or even a bad break-up the obvious result is sadness and a maybe absurd but necessary question is why?...
Well the answer is quite obvious, sadness becomes a lingering companion because we are concentrating on the things we do not have and ignoring that which we actually do have... It isn't fair that you would desire to end your life over a girl/guy that doesn't love you... When you have a family that cannot imagine a world without you in it... Well it might not be the love or attention you hunger for, but it is something really precious and something some others do not have. It isn't also fair that you are depressed because of the material possessions that you do not have when at least you have a place to lay your head... A Warm meal plus If you are reading this it means you are also educated...
Well... It is true that sometimes the thought of our lack helps us challenge ourselves to want to do better... Or to fight for that big break that changes our lives for the better. But while it had worked to the advantage of some... Well not so much for others as the thought of their lack challenged them towards the line of desperation and they ended up being worse off than before or even dead.
Which brings us to the next point... Well... You think your situation sucks and the world will come to a standstill after hearing your story, but guess what! Some people are worse off. Their suffering will get pity and consolation from your own suffering. So yea, basically it is touching to hear a person say that they wear shoes with tattered soles... But then again what about the person whose own tattered sole is the sole of his feet because he has no shoes and he can't even boast of being in the worse situation... I mean... What about those who have no legs and are not fortunate enough to be given even a little comfort.
It is good most times to think of the suffering that you want to end, so as to trigger you to follow and achieve those dreams that are high up... But a major key to success is being grateful for the little you have and that would only mean that you can handle the bigger things to come.
Never give up, keep following your dreams... Of course don't settle for less. But be grateful that you can sleep in the warmth while it rains...
If you like this... Come back for more next Friday...
Tuesday, 8 March 2016
How I met Mr Romantic
MR ROMANTIC
How did you guys meet? The young ladies sitting around Tracey asked, unable to hide their excitement. She stared at their 'curiosity painted' faces, before wearing that beautiful smile of hers and fumbling with the expensive engagement ring on her finger.
'well', she began... I had gone to the mall on that faithful day, 'mind you' she continued we weren't particularly wealthy, but we could afford short trips to the mall now and then.
On my way out of the mall that faithful day, "I saw him". Her last statement though brief seemed to get the attention of the girls, as their attention increased a notch, and they stared on like they were watching their favourite 'Telemundo'.
He was as fair as the sun, she continued. And my heart skipped a beat the first time my eyes engaged his. I thought of ways to get his attention, and Aha! A brilliant thought came to mind, maybe I should fall right in front of him, so he would pick me up. Hmm... But after much thought, I gave up the idea.
I wish I could lie to you like many other brides to be do, but no, I wouldn't. When I first met Derek, I had no idea he was going to be 'the one'. But going back to that day, well... He talked to me first and it seemed I didn't have to practically get his attention after all, I already had it.
He volunteered to help me carry my shopping bag as we walked and I stared at him with pity, "how can a guy so dangerously sculptured in perfection, with an intimidating unrivalled beauty" ( mind you my Derek is more than handsome, he is beautiful in every way) stoop so low I thought. It was shocking! I didn't want to believe that the good looking young man beside me was a thief! And laughter spread all over the small Hall.
"Anyway", Tracey continued, I politely declined and he went to the parking lot to talk to a guy in a very flashy car, after which he ran to catch up with me. "where do you live?" he had asked, and I told him, without putting up a fight. "wow... What a coincidence he had said, I live there too, he continued.
We boarded a bus, and he paid the fare for both of us. I walked home, and he walked beside me " saying that the evening was full of surprises". I couldn't believe how close our houses were to each other, I got to my house and he said his was farther front and we bade each other goodbye.
But Anytime I came out to run an errand for my parents, I did see him around every morning and even though I looked messy, he would hold my hand during the walks. And with the long walks, came the growth of our love, firmer and stronger each day... "Aww...." the coven of young women gathered around her chorused.
My childhood was hard, so I promised myself that I wasn't going to marry a poor or struggling man, he had to be rich or nothing else. But here I found myself falling for Derek who was from the same background as me. But I was willing to take the risks because my Derek is bright, hardworking and intelligent. I had no doubt he was going to achieve all his dreams.
But I received the shock of my life the night Derek proposed, my Derek was(is) a billionaire! and it sounded like fiction to my ears. On the day we met, the young man in the flashy car was his chauffeur, he didn't live in the same neighbourhood as I did, he lied! He was so smart, I didn't notice that I was leading him to my house, and you wouldn't blame me, he didn't show any confusion as to where to go when we walked. And he waited for me in front of my house every morning for the past six months!
I was mad at him, for letting me believe in his dreams, dreams that he had already achieved. But most of all I was mad at myself for not seeing any of this coming, I am smart! I should have seen it coming.
But soon the truth dawned on me that all these things were right in front of me but I didn't see it... Like he always looked really nice in the mornings, his feet never showed any signs of dust, and he always had the money to care for my needs...
And then it dawned on me that I didn't see all this because I was crazy about this guy from the start. Thus I shoved my anger aside, as I said... "yes Derek, I will marry you"...
Saturday, 5 March 2016
AFRICAN PARENTS BE LIKE... (father's reaction after seeing his daughter's profile picture)
The 'what's Phyno?' part, cracked me up... But this is softcore compared to some African homes...
Indeed the frequency differs from home to home. That is why... We do not find ourselves doing things like... (E . G) giving mum that money that uncle gave you because you will never get it back, and if you dare push for it like you are filing a law suit, you will implore the wrath of 'the food you have been eating since... Is what?'
Welcome to the world where as a teenage girl, sex education from home goes like this... 'If a boy touches you, even like this(she taps your arm sharply to show the speed and accuracy of the action) you will get pregnant' and dear people that is the verdict of the gods(and as you know, you dare not argue because the gods never lie).
Furthermore, it takes a village to train a child, thus when you see a woman staring at you as you are walking home, and you stare at her too, in confusion, or with thoughts as to, does she know me from somewhere and the next thing you hear is 'you are looking at me? So you can't greet ehn?'
Or you make one little mistake and mum would say ' I did not kill my mother so you cannot kill me.'
Amongst others we are also groomed in the Era where... Chatting and paying attention to your phone for a long time annoys our parents, thus if you dare make any complaint such as 'the heat is something else, the next you will hear is' how will you not feel heat when you will be pressing' pressing your phone everytime'
We were also groomed to endure, and that is why, when you ask for a big favour, you will ultimately have to endure the lecture of 'in my time... There was no...' for the 100th time...
Most likely one, sounding like... 'in my time there was nothing like Facebook instead we had' face your book'. Which is better than you people's 'Facebook' by the way...
As harsh as the reality of all
the above, it was still better than...
Hmm... Which punishment were you a regular customer of? #lol# #dats me rocking number 13 one time in primary school#... And if you should look more closely, you would realise that #shakiti Bobo# and other dance steps did not come out of the blues...
More photos after the cut...
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
DECEPTION
Bernard Duke stared with undivided attention at his 19 year old son Benjamin. His facial expression, that was solidly hardened by focus soon melted drastically to reveal a warm smile, as he watched his son and his friends follow Helen's backside with their youthful eyes until she was out of sight, Helen was his new Secretary. But to be frank, he didn't blame their eyes for going on that voyage. Helen was a hell of a woman, shaped like a Greek goddess. But that did not stop him from revealing his side smile and backing it up with the statement “men will always be men.”
He soon returned his gaze to his vast living room. "the price I had to pay to be successful" he thought, as he felt the furniture leading to the stairway with the tip of his fingers. He paused as a thought struck him to a halt "I will have to tell Benjamin the truth sooner or later."
He then took a quick glance at his wristwatch before deciding that he had given Benjamin and his friends enough time. "Benjamin it's time to go" he began, "say a quick goodbye to your friends", he concluded. And his son gave a quick hug to his friends as the journey to the village with his father was about to commence.
Father and son soon got in the car and were on their way. As the journey commenced, Benjamin picked up a newspaper from the back seat; an action he did just to impress his father, of course Bernard had to smile because current affairs that did not concern music or the entertainment world was not his son's thing at all.
As the journey progressed, Bernard soon started driving at high speed. And since Benjamin was blocking his own vision by pretending to read the news paper, he did not see the lady who was trying to cross the road, and by the time she got to the middle of the road it was almost too late. The screeching of tires on the tarred Road and his father's efforts to hold the brake got Benjamin to drop his pretence immediately, as panic rocketed round his body.
"God have mercy", father and son chanted with a mixture of fear and panic, as Bernard managed to hold the brakes and get the car to a halt before getting to the lady. She soon turned to look at father and son in the realisation of what almost happened, as she stood transfixed in the middle of the tarred Road. But once Bernard got to see the lady's face, he became mortified "Lizzy", "Lizzy", he said in horror, "this can't be, I thought you were dead?". Who is Lizzy? his confused son was forced to ask. "your mother" came the short reply as Bernard moved the car farther back on high speed out of fear, and the brakes failed, thus the car swerved off the road, into a bush, where it ran straight into a massive tree.
Bernard was conscious for a while, as he held the hand of his son who was already unconscious. He made to call for help, but decided to use his last strength instead to say the words "Benjamin, you are my world" before blacking out.
He soon woke up in the hospital, and the first question he asked the nurse who was in the room was, "where is my son?" the nurse tried to be calm, before letting him know that his son was in a critical condition and needed surgery, indeed Benjamin's condition was worse off as Bernard miraculously sustained only minor injuries.
They soon called the hospital's best surgeon who had earlier gone on a break to take on Benjamin's case. The doctor walked into the ICU and on seeing Benjamin's face, the doctor stepped back with a mixture of panic and horror.
I cannot take this case, the doctor blurted out and everyone present stared at the Doctor confused. Please call in Doctor Agu, the Doctor shouted as a matter of urgency, why? one of the nurses asked, no longer able to hide her confusion, and in reply the doctor answered, "Because this young man, is my son!"
Could this be Benjamin's real father, grand father or Mrs Duke?...
He soon returned his gaze to his vast living room. "the price I had to pay to be successful" he thought, as he felt the furniture leading to the stairway with the tip of his fingers. He paused as a thought struck him to a halt "I will have to tell Benjamin the truth sooner or later."
He then took a quick glance at his wristwatch before deciding that he had given Benjamin and his friends enough time. "Benjamin it's time to go" he began, "say a quick goodbye to your friends", he concluded. And his son gave a quick hug to his friends as the journey to the village with his father was about to commence.
Father and son soon got in the car and were on their way. As the journey commenced, Benjamin picked up a newspaper from the back seat; an action he did just to impress his father, of course Bernard had to smile because current affairs that did not concern music or the entertainment world was not his son's thing at all.
As the journey progressed, Bernard soon started driving at high speed. And since Benjamin was blocking his own vision by pretending to read the news paper, he did not see the lady who was trying to cross the road, and by the time she got to the middle of the road it was almost too late. The screeching of tires on the tarred Road and his father's efforts to hold the brake got Benjamin to drop his pretence immediately, as panic rocketed round his body.
"God have mercy", father and son chanted with a mixture of fear and panic, as Bernard managed to hold the brakes and get the car to a halt before getting to the lady. She soon turned to look at father and son in the realisation of what almost happened, as she stood transfixed in the middle of the tarred Road. But once Bernard got to see the lady's face, he became mortified "Lizzy", "Lizzy", he said in horror, "this can't be, I thought you were dead?". Who is Lizzy? his confused son was forced to ask. "your mother" came the short reply as Bernard moved the car farther back on high speed out of fear, and the brakes failed, thus the car swerved off the road, into a bush, where it ran straight into a massive tree.
Bernard was conscious for a while, as he held the hand of his son who was already unconscious. He made to call for help, but decided to use his last strength instead to say the words "Benjamin, you are my world" before blacking out.
He soon woke up in the hospital, and the first question he asked the nurse who was in the room was, "where is my son?" the nurse tried to be calm, before letting him know that his son was in a critical condition and needed surgery, indeed Benjamin's condition was worse off as Bernard miraculously sustained only minor injuries.
They soon called the hospital's best surgeon who had earlier gone on a break to take on Benjamin's case. The doctor walked into the ICU and on seeing Benjamin's face, the doctor stepped back with a mixture of panic and horror.
I cannot take this case, the doctor blurted out and everyone present stared at the Doctor confused. Please call in Doctor Agu, the Doctor shouted as a matter of urgency, why? one of the nurses asked, no longer able to hide her confusion, and in reply the doctor answered, "Because this young man, is my son!"
Could this be Benjamin's real father, grand father or Mrs Duke?...
Tuesday, 1 March 2016
Fun coincidences... Well did you know?... See for yourself...
This is a sponsored post... But you really should check it out...
Did you know that...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...
Worth a share ...!!
Wow... Would love to know your take on this...
Did you know that...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...
Worth a share ...!!
Wow... Would love to know your take on this...
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