Thursday, 31 March 2016

Instagram drama- what 13year old' s look like these days!

Um...  This kind of action is very  common these days...  Thus it's the duty of parents to protect the younger generation...
   But the  situation only becomes weird when the "supposed" 13 year dude finally had a face to it...
 See here!

Well, his looks kinda raised an uproar, I mean, if this is what a 13 year old looks like he might as well have grown teeth in the womb!
   I think  he looks 13 though!  More like 13+13 ( I hope it won't sound too harsh if I add another 13)

What will be your reaction if your man says this!

Hmm...  This response will leave you on a strong thing! I know most ladies have heard better, I mean, most men do verbal "washing"  like they are dry cleaners or they are the washing machine themselves.
     Um...  Does the above send the vibes of pulling the young man by the shirt and taking him straight to church for that dream wedding...?
       Well...  Guys with sugar coated tongues do not usually wear their hearts on their sleeves...  Nor their intentions on their faces
 Infact  they are the best relationship "hit and run"  drivers that I am aware of...
      The topic is both sensitive  and debatable...  While some peeps think his poetry is *sweet*...  Others have little time for words and prefer action instead...
 # if you love me, don't  tell me - show me!

Any thoughts  on this?... At least if you can't let me know #let  him know# how you would  prefer  it to be done!
     

Girl kills boyfriend for cheating- cuts out his heart afterwards

A 21year old lady killed her boyfriend for reportedly having sex with her and refusing to marry her afterwards...
   She also stated that he had recordings of their moment of intimacy on his laptop and she also found some videos (sex tapes sorta..)  of her now dead boyfriend and other partners other than herself...
     But most creepy of all is the fact that she cut out her boyfriend's heart afterwards to see how big it was! (creepy right! Too
 much viewing of vampire diaries maybe)

Well this is how it was narrated...

    Fatema Akhter Sonali,acted out of revenge after
the man refused to marry her and secretly kept
recordings of the couple having sex, prosecutor
Quazi Shabbir Ahmed said.
She had also found video footage of him having
sex with other women on his laptop, Ahmed
told AFP
“It’s rare for a woman to be sentenced to
death. But her case was exceptional,”
She admitted to the court she killed her
lover, Emdadul Haq Shipon, for refusing
to marry her and for keeping a recording
video of their sexual intercourse in his
laptop.
In her confession, Sonali said she spiked a soft
drink with 20 sleeping pills and gave it to
Shipon, a 28-year-old part-time lift attendant at
a hospital.
When he fell unconscious, she bound his hands
and feet before killing him by slitting his
throat.
Sonali then cut open his chest and removed his
heart.
“She told the court that she was curious
to see how big his heart was. She said a
man must have a big heart to carry out
such audacious crimes,” said Ahmed
Sonali committed the murder in March 2014
and can challenge the sentence in a higher
court.
If her execution goes ahead she will be the first
woman to be hanged in Bangladesh, according
to Tipu Sultan, a deputy inspector general of
prisons.

I'm  officially creeped out!
 Any take on this!

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Sponsored! - joke of the day

Originally shared by joke of the day!  Um...  This was her last selfie...  For those who  don't know why yet, well,  look a little closer!

   

#lol#...  This is when priority comes to play... The modernised version sounds like...  Technology over food.  Thus making those with fully stocked fridges look bad... 


Yep!  Very true, it's usually a statement used to prepare you for the very offensive... 


#lol#...  I wouldn't even ask the question in the first place

Any thoughts on these! 

Messi vs christiano Ronaldo

This creative pic is out there!  So football fans I put it out to you, discuss!
    Please don't get me in the middle of the discussion...

What are your thoughts on this!

Cool FM OAP Kaylah takes Bra less photoshoot


Cool FM OAP Kaylah Oniwo...  Takes bra less photoshoot.

More photos after the cut...



Some tag her expressive photoshoot as...   "attention seeking"...  Well...  No comments from me... 

That meal that can only be eaten at home!

Hmm...  Mine is any meal that can be swallowed without being chewed. Mostly purely African dishes anyway,  not only can I not eat them in just anyone's house, I don't eat them at all when I'm  outside home!
      Not forming o! Just don't think the recipe will be the same.
    What's that special meal for you!

Khloe Kardashian speaks on her sexual fantasies/ sexual Do's and Don't

Khloe K..  Shared some of her sex fantasies and fetishes on her app...  I think some people find her sexual transparency refreshing...
    For matured minds only! I bet you have your own fantasies...  Well these are Khloe's...

         "Everyone has sexual fantasies or
fetishes, and if you say you don't, you're
straight-up lying!" .There's no shame in
having your preferences in bed, but some
fetishes just don't match up with the
things that get me going! Here's how I'd
rate five fetishes on a scale from 1 to 10
(or: ‘Fair Game' to ‘F*ck No')!"
Khloe continued,
"Foot Fetish: If the guy I was dating had a foot
fetish, I think I could deal. I guess it depends,
though. I don't mind if someone thinks I have
pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don't
even care if you kiss my feet! But the really
kinky shit—like foot jobs, LOL—it's like, what
the hell are you doing?!
"Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate

I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of
my bed!!!""I like ‘love bites,' as long as
they're done kindly. Don't make me
bleed, LOL! I've seen some intense
documentaries where people are in cages
and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me.
Don't even try. My rating for sadism is:
4/10."
Khloe says she's hesitant when it comes to
involving food with bedroom activities.
"That doesn't do it for me at all!!! I mean,
a whipped cream moment is OK, but I
don't want to eat when I'm having sex!
Definitely not something savory—there is
NOTHING sexy about comfort food,
LOL!!!"If my partner wanted to bring a
full meal into the bedroom, I don't think I
could do it."
"Furries:
Some people like getting dressed up as
animals when they have sex. Just not my
thing," Khloe dished. "My rating for a
furry fetish is: 10/10."
Last but not least, "adult babies.
"F*ck no!!!". "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna
have to change your diaper one day when
you're old and gray, so I do not want that
to turn me on. Nope. My rating for an
adult baby fetish is: 10/10."
Culled from E Online

      I hope you get it!

Any thoughts on this!

Charlie Boy pens open letter to President Buhari

My dear Presido,
I trust you are not letting the rot and the decay
you met in the system overwhelm you.I was
filled with expectation when you emerged
winner. I prayed that you would be a catalyst
in redirecting our drifting country; because
many things spoil no be small.
I can't say that I was too thrilled with some of
your selections for the ministerial posts, but I
suspected you had a good reason for most of
the
choice you made. Your campaign was about
change, which I hoped was all-encompassing-
change in our mindset, our attitude to work,
and above all, not business as usual.
It is based on one of your outstanding
ministerial
selections that I write this personal letter to
you.
My Presido, please tell all them brown nosed
praise singers, called politrickcians to hands off
meddling and interrupting the flow of our
Honorable Minister of Petroleum. Dr Ibe
Kachikwu. We are all aware of the plots,
nonsensical, local and ethnic intrigues called
politics being thrown up to tamper with Ibe
Kachikwu's position. I warn that a stop must be
put to this. We all know that corruption is
fighting back the war against corruption. With
the changes I have seen in NNPC and my
personal interaction with this
outstanding Nigerian of great repute, a humble,
brilliant, intelligent and an outstanding scholar;
one of the few patriots in your cabinet, it will
be a disaster if we lose him. You know this is
no lie.
While I don't want to tow the line of ethnic or
tribal propaganda, those claiming that this call
for Kachikwu's sack is entirely an ethnic
proclivity may not be far from the truth, going
by precedence we all know. At this stage and
age of our democracy, such childish tendencies
and immaturity ought to be
dealt away with, if we all truly hold the interest
of this nation dear. These useless yahoo yahoo
leaders should desist from their frivolous,
devisive, tribal, and ethnic politics and allow
him do his job basically.
As a result of corruption, we have found round
pegs in square holes; because of corruption,
thieves and criminals took over leadership and
because of corruption, our economy is in this
mess.Even with your fight Sai Baba, you can see
that winning the battle against corruption is
not an easy one; it is worse than BokoHaram.
It is clear that most of the people responsible
for our economic woes are fighting back, not
knowing what you may do next. In my opinion,
this is one of the ways they're putting up the
fight: they want to rid your government of the
few who can make visible impact in a system
that has hitherto been jeopardized.
These unscrupulous elements must not be
allowed to find you predictable, they must not
be able to hold you hostage in your own
administration, they must not turn you to a
mere stooge as it was the case in Nigeria in not
too distant past. You no be zoombie.
Let those who know the job be allowed to do it
or else, I will be forced to mobilize 2,000,000
protesters to march against this useless
agitation.
Enough is enough, you are the President, please
take charge.
What you decide to do next will determine, to a
great extent, how this Naija ship is steered.
We are all watching, and waiting.
Thank you Your Excellency, for reading.
Best Regards,
Charles 'CharlyBoy'  Oputa.

       The Area father  "dropped it as it's hot"...  First degree para...  #lol#...

Teebillz defends his "Gal" Tiwa

I think...  Tee got it all wrong and...  Well...  He kinda found a cross, hammer and some nails for the fan really quick...
     Would he have reacted differently if he really got the gist...  From what I think is the fan's actual message?
   Well...  I don't know, but some fans suggested that he got on # team crucify him!#  on the fan real quick...

See for yourselves!




Hmm...  I think a man, standing up for his woman is charming! But truth be told,  I think the wolverine in every man should be unleashed at the right time.  But right before we forget that there is "lassa"  fever and  decide to cook teebillz without rinsing properly or even without salt!  No one is perfect,  and we could all find ourselves overreacting sometimes! 

Ladies!  This situation might not look so dope at the moment, but let's  just pray we all meet that Mr perfect that is crazy enough about you to "overreact" especially when it comes to you and your #haterz#... 

What is your take on this!...

Guy leaks "stark" naked picture of girl on Twitter

Um...  The guy  deleted the picture soon afterwards....  I'm  not gonna judge...

But...  I'm  gonna be quite blunt.  I know having  a nude picture for some is now quite "the deal"  but what happened to the saying "my body, my privacy".  If you must do this, be careful who you do it with!  But the problem is, one can never be too careful because human beings are unpredictable! 
Um... No much harm done I think! I mean there is no name or face to it. 
Only issue might be, if someone finds that back familiar or even the room! 


Bill Gates "Dabs" it out with university students

Dope!  World's richest man Bill Gates shared this! Well, it was school related as it concerned his visit to Delaware state University.
   He confessed that the trip wasn't completely school related, well,  as you can see they are making some dance moves.  The dance step is called Dab, I believe it's quite recent and as you can see, it's  done with swag...
       Hmm...  Just saying o!  When will Dangote show us some #shakiti Bobo# moves and share on his Facebook page  #lol#...

Kiss Daniel' s age scandal

   
Hmm...  Musician Kiss Daniel in an interview disclosed that... He studied water Engineering in a tertiary institution( federal university of Agriculture) located in Abeokuta and he also graduated with a CGPA of 4.32( brain box alert!)  which is just few points from a first class by the way.  He also expressed regrets as to not practising his course of study.
   Hmm... (again),  but the real issue struck when he also recently disclosed that he had  just clocked 21years of age.  The rhythm we are supposed  to dance to...  Is with vibes as to the fact that the young man claimed to have graduated at age 18... Engineering on the other hand is a five year course...  Thus for the  maths peeps,  it would only mean he got admitted at  age 13...
    Well some journalists called him out,  and boom! A mathematical change in number occurred in his Wiki account...
   Woju oo!

Do you still wanna "kiss" "Daniel"..? 


Yes people, you are seeing properly that is a "28". "7 years difference"...  I get the forever young vibe this young man was sending but come to think of it...  He could pass for a 21 or even 18 year old anytime anyday, nice genes by the way!
       The music industry isn't exactly a government job that everyone should be striving not to reach retirement age on time.  Plus!  Do ladies really dig younger guys???  It's  a No from me!... *winks*...

Sunday, 27 March 2016

A tale of Love Lost

     THE TALES OF LYDIA- A TALE OF LOVE LOST
 Sadness washed over me the same way the waves wash the shores.  The soft rush of sadness soon turned into a violent rush of emotions as redness spread all over my cheeks along side a violent rush of anger.  But when the anger got to its peak;  the moment I'm  usually supposed to start breaking things and causing havoc, something strange happened.  It was not the usual reaction...  Instead I broke down into hot tears.
         You must be curious about what has landed me in my present mood, hmm...  Well, if I don't tell you, who would I tell...
        It all started when I travelled to the Eastern end, I had always fantasised about settling with a guy from the Eastern end...  But as we browsed through, well I didn't find my type, yes my type. It is no secret that I have a thing for the perfectly sculptured especially...  If they come with a light complexion.  Well I didn't see any of such on my way there, but I didn't lose hope.
     Then I soon arrived at the south Eastern end which was my final stop, and there and then like mangoes during its season, my kind of men flourished...  And for a moment, I wondered if less good looking people avoided the area like they were in south Africa during the apartheid period.
     I stared and stared, and with each young man that passed by...  I wished and wished.. And moving on with the journey...  The wish list increased, to the extent that I thought I was an angel holding  names for judgement day...
     I soon got tired of being desperate thus like the spoilt daughter which I was, I took the whole situation to Daddy, yes Daddy; he always has a way of making all my problems go away.  Thus I went on my knees as I began "Dear God, I will be going out today, please God  before I leave this place...  Please help me leave with one of these gorgeous men!
      Wait! I didn't  mean marriage...  NO! at least not right away, I just wanted to have my own "gorgeous Adam", it was a really simple task by the way, all he needed to do was ask for my number, which I did give out... We keep in touch, and anything else could follow...
        I sat in Uncle's car, as we had arrived at his friend's son's wedding venue quite early and the good looking perfectly sculptured, masculine  God's creations  started trooping in...  And one of them shared a long stare with me, and I felt like screaming, just to get his attention when he finally  looked away,.
  And that was it, we shared some stares during the church wedding service, but that was it.
        But  when it finally dawned on me, that the thing I wished for wasn't  going to happen, first I acknowledged the fact that God knew best, but then...  Loneliness hit me! And I wondered if I was ever going to have my own. I didn't look perfect, or doesn't the perfect go for the perfect...  With all hope lost and only. My tears for companion, there I stood.

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Melania Trump gets slut shamed in anti-Trump ad, where she happens to be nude

Hmm...  It happens  that a conservative super PAC is trying to swing  Utah voters against Donald  Trump in tonight's caucus by slut shaming his wife Melania Trump.

The ad, circulated on social media, shows the
former model in a nude 2000 GQ photo shoot
with the words: ' Meet Melania Trump, your next
First Lady. Or you could vote for Ted Cruz on Tuesday.

Whoa.. This seems like a major deterrent.  No wonder Kanye isn't running for office (yet)  #lg#...

See the Artistic Talent Of Nigerian student with learning disability- Dyslexia







Dyslexia is a learning disability which makes a person find it difficult to read and write.  This is  due to difficulty in identifying speech sounds and how they relate to letters and words.
    See the work of this talented lad..





This young man is really  talented... I think  his parents should invest more in his talent. 



Olajumoke Orisaguna tops Google' s list of most searched persons in Nigeria

Bread seller turned Very famous star and model, Olajumoke Orisaguna tops Google's list of most searched person in Nigeria. It is no secret that her fame stormed the Internet like a tornado! And that she had also been given the opportunity to be brand ambassador for products and entrepreneurial bodies alike.
    She also featured in grand style  on some of the world's leading media platforms like CNN,  Huffington post and many more...
     For those of us out there who are still in the labour market, working hard and wondering when our time would come...  Just remember be patient, be consistent be prayerful and keep up the good work!
      Because we are in the Era of...  'if you don't  find fame, when the time is right- fame will find you.'
         Below is a list of the top ten Google most searched Nigerians!
     
        1. Olajumoke Orisaguna
2. David Bowie
3. Adekunle Gold
4. Arakangundu
5. Dede One day
6. Mark Angel Comedy
7. Alan Rickman
8. Ibinabo Fiberesima
9. Natalie Cole
10. Falz

My husband was the first man I didn't have to give money to- Tonto Dikeh


Tonto Dikeh- Churchill speaks on her husband, tattoos, plans for her white wedding, her past and so much more...  On her post 'delivery'  interview, an interview which is courtesy of golden icons. The interview  was recorded two weeks after she gave birth. And when the question of why she kept her man a secret at the beginning...  She said...
 
  This is the only relationship I've actually
respected so much ,and I've always said I
wanted to keep it secret .There was just
something about him that just  wanted me
to protect him and him to protect me.I
never knew he was gonna be my
husband but I just knew he needed the
respect ...
He is different in all ramification ,he is
loving caring.I think he is one man I
didn't have to give my money to to be
with me.He respects me so much,loves me
so much and above all,someone who
brought me close to God


Teenager posts! That awkward moment!

Teacher's favourite intro...  Just so we won't laugh when the object looks far from what it's intended to be...  It didn't stop us from laughing sometimes though! 
#lol#... Maths used to be my worst subject, but anytime my maths teacher asked if his subject was my favourite I'd smile and give him the look of #you have no idea!#

           
Yea...  It happens.  Hate those doors most times though.  They could be very difficult to push.  # quite heavy too# you don't want to know the aftermath if the door swings right back at you... 

The thing you should know about love! (joke of the day)

Hilarious, I guess the simple message here is that...  When it comes to love there should be no  #middleman#...

Kim Kardashian hangs out with her "twin".

Meet kim' s look alike, Kamilla Osman, a Dubai based make up artist,   Whose cover was blown by her striking resemblance to Kim K.  Well the duo finally met and they are currently working on an episode of keeping up with the Kardashians.
      You might say they look like sisters, but I think the word  twins cover it better.
I mean apart from their complexion and other slight differences which a sharp eye might catch, Kamilla is almost like kim's reflection in the mirror!


Monday, 21 March 2016

Lady compliments Toolz husband on instagram - Toolz strikes back!

Hmm... After seeing the 'unharmful'  compliment a lady gave to Toolz's husband, Toolz steps in, in grand style into her husband's comment section and drops her polite bombshell!
      The young man who I think didn't want such drama in the first place, has since deleted the picture. Although the small incidence has made many to call her out as being too jealous!
      Well I think there is really nothing wrong with her statement as it is, it is the inner suggestion behind it that had gotten disapproval from many.
     But while many would call it jealousy...  Well it's a show down ladies! this is what is called "marking your territory!"

Sunday, 20 March 2016

If you are Angry about another person's success u're sick in the head- Davido


Um...  Sick in the head is one way to put it...  But I think he is somewhat right, I mean...  Most times getting angry at another's success (which many term as jealously)  isn't cool.
           Apart from the fact that anger towards another's success is bad, it doesn't really help one's personal improvement,  because the mind becomes clouded with hate and that reduces productivity.

          I think #OBO# is trying to send the message of #no beef! Your time will come# But in the meantime we should  all learn to appreciate what is good when we see it, we don't even have to like the person just call white-white. And we will all get there someday, even higher than we expected!

Toke makinwa's change in appearance is compared to the change Nigerians actually want!

Toke makinwa's  throw back picture is compared to the actual change Nigerians want.  Her change in appearance is Fantastic!  Hmm... Money is good though!  #sai Buhari... This is what we call Change! #
     (lol)
   But seriously...  This kinda change for Nigeria might as well make it El-dorado!